GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And